'If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.' Winnie The Pooh
By the way, my name's Mikayla...
By the way, my name's Mikayla...
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I did this once. My mum was one side ready to catch, and i ran straight off the other side.
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I had a thing with a guy called Ben. When in London, i bought a “Want to see Big Ben?” condom. It didn’t get used, because shortly after, he screwed me over, big time. I just cut that condom into tiny little pieces. It felt, SO, good.
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